08:00-09:00: Morning meditation session, led by the great and powerful Bob.

09:00-10:00: Coffee and pastries, courtesy of the Prophet's personal chef.

10:00-11:00: Buyout Briefing with the Prophet's top lieutenants.

11:00-12:00: Global domination strategies, presented by our expert panel of doom.

12:00-13:00: Lunch, catered by the finest local caterers, specializing in doomsday cuisine.

13:00-15:00: Secret underground bunker tour, led by the Prophet's trusted sidekick, Steve.

15:00-16:00: Break, during which we will all contemplate the meaning of our impending doom.

16:00-17:00: Brainstorming Session on our next move to take over the world.